{"product_id":"fanny-pack","title":"DWMC Semaj's Utility Belt - Fanny Pack","description":"\u003ch2 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDWMC Semaj Utility Belt \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBatman has his utility belt. Semaj has his. Only one of them is making questionable decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery group has that one dude who refuses to leave the house without his fanny pack. For us, that dude is Semaj.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo naturally, we named one after him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDWMC Semaj Utility Belt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e because pockets are overrated, backpacks are too much commitment, and apparently carrying all your worldly possessions around your waist is a lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a sleek black design with our signature neon pink DWMC skull logo, this bad boy keeps your essentials close and your questionable decisions even closer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePhone? Check.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWallet? Check.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeys? Check.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRandom shit nobody understands why you're carrying? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're hitting the gym, traveling, grabbing coffee, or just trying to be the most aggressively prepared dude in the room, the Semaj Utility Belt has your back. Or your waist. Or your chest. We're not judging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Black design featuring our hot-pink DWMC skull logo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Adjustable strap for waist or crossbody wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Zippered compartment for your everyday essentials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hands-free convenience for maximum coffee consumption\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Semaj-approved energy (official approval pending)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's not just a fanny pack. It's a lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat Coffee. Good Vibes. Questionable Decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDude, Where's My Coffee?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dude Where's My Coffee?","offers":[{"title":"Deep Black \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":54608454451518,"sku":"19g61mv3aliq8","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0950\/1501\/0622\/files\/81ab3074-5b25-4cbe-9606-4f1b7a8f50bb.png?v=1791886839","url":"https:\/\/dudewheresmycoffee.net\/products\/fanny-pack","provider":"Dude Where's My Coffee?","version":"1.0","type":"link"}