{"product_id":"black-glossy-mug","title":"DWMC Mornings Suck Mug","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMornings suck. Coffee doesn't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's face it, nobody actually wants to get out of bed. But unfortunately, bills exist, responsibilities are real, and apparently drinking coffee in bed all day isn't a career.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnter the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMornings Suck Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDude Where's My Coffee?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis badass black ceramic mug features our signature skull logo and is perfect for anyone who needs a little caffeine before pretending to be a functioning member of society.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're fueling up for work, recovering from questionable decisions, or just trying not to tell someone to piss off before 9 AM, this mug has your back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack mug. Bold logo. Zero morning enthusiasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFill it up. Drink your coffee. Try not to hate everyone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat Coffee. Good Vibes. Questionable Decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDude, Where's My Coffee?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🤙\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dude Where's My Coffee?","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":54600556085566,"sku":"5360080_9323","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":54600556118334,"sku":"5360080_9324","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0950\/1501\/0622\/files\/94f07ccd-c963-4b2c-a0ff-fcc1998b619f.png?v=1791853194","url":"https:\/\/dudewheresmycoffee.net\/products\/black-glossy-mug","provider":"Dude Where's My Coffee?","version":"1.0","type":"link"}